|Unpainted Garden Gnome
||This gnome is in desperate need of a paint job. On the plus side, his life is still a blank slate.
|Classic Garden Gnome
||The classic colors of the garden gnome. Quite the globe-trotter, he likes to take pictures of major tourist attractions.
|Dark Side Gnome
||This gnome has let the hate flow through him. He tends to use his unhappy childhood and doomed love affairs as an excuse for his questionable life choices.
||His creator was very tenacious about becoming a rock legend.
||He's the ordinary evil: you wouldn't pay too much attention to him in your garden, but best lock your door at night...
||The unfortunate victim of an accident involving radiation experiments. Don't anger him.
|Green Plumber Gnome
||Plumber by trade. He's more on the timid, nervous side and leaves the spotlight to his older brother.
|Italian Plumber Gnome
||Officially a plumber by profession, he's more prone to taking on new hobbies or sports - and excelling at whatever he does.
|Light Side Gnome
||He seeks to bring balance to the gnomes, but unfortunately, he's the last of his kind.
||A wise and father-like village elder. He's much, much older than any of the other gnomes, but gets irritated when you point it out.
||She has the most fabulous of beards.
||The Gnome Formerly Known as Dwarf. Enjoys nothing like a rainy afternoon.
||A gnome that loves peace and harmony. You won't find him above a chimney top, though.
||His first owners had overestimated how much Falu red paint they'd need to painting their countryside cottage. One night, they decided to paint the town red, then the gnome.
||An alloy gnome made primarily from copper, tin and disappointment. He had his moment of glory for a while, but gradually disappeared when iron gnomes became more common.
||Warning: hazardous to werewolves.
||An old and free gnome, he enjoys cinnamon buns and long walks in the serene Swedish countryside. Surprisingly not a fan of fermented herring.
||No one knows his real name or where he lives. The only thing that is established is that he runs an insanely effective package delivery system.
||This ancient sea captain likes to tell young gnomes about his life sailing to sea.
||Still sporting the bushy beard of the early 1970s, this youthful gnome has yet to adopt a more modern hairstyle, such as the mullet.
||It looks so realistic!